According to my uncle, I “should be outside balancing rocks in a stream somewhere.”
what kind of forgotten god are you
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According to my uncle, I “should be outside balancing rocks in a stream somewhere.”
what kind of forgotten god are you
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[guy who is trying so hard to not express his suicidal ideation] another day haha. back at it!
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you can do this by breaking unto a dead sprint the instant the bus obscures you. run in the direction the bus is going and if you’re quick you can get like 50 feet before the bus outpaces you.
follow the bus, get around a corner if you can, get behind something, get on top of something tall, take off a large coat and hat, any basic misdirection really and you’ve as good as vanished.
whatever you do, don’t be still running when the bus outpaces you.
whatever you do,
don’t be still running when the
bus outpaces you.
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
that’s an ominous haiku
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“How do you live with yourself?”
“I’m not sure you get vampires.”
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There were a lot of freshwater mussels on the 2021 US extinction list. They didn’t leave us with haunting recordings of them calling out for a mate they’d never meet, there were no drawings in vivid color. They were extremely important nevertheless and their loss is frustrating too. That’s why stream ecology and mollusks have always fascinated me. They were silent, stalwart little heroes and entire species were lost to pollution.
Yeah, I am bothered by extinct animals. Even this guy. They can’t all be thylacines.
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I will slip through the space between your cells and enter your body and I won’t be identified as a threat because I’m making out with your white blood cells (I call them babygirl) then when you least expect it I crawl into your brain and then I freak it
I made this post about myself but I accidentally perfectly described how the rabies virus works
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